Travelling Ticketless

I had my lectures today at 8.00 in da morning... traveeling by first class early in da morn is an experience in itself.... especially if you r with ur boyfriend.. hehhehehe
So enjoyin da cool breeze we finally reached sion station... and started our usual walk towards our college............ until we encountered the friendly Mr. Ticketcheker...
One look at him and u could say that he was certainly one of those malnourished kids u see on discovery and nat geo... with a height of barely 5 feet (i being 5'2 was towering above him without heels) and a waist that would put Victoria Beckham to shame.... he was a sad sight...
i showed him my pass and started to move on .. when suddenly i heard him shout (in a typical south indian accent).."beta wad is da date towday".. i turned back to see my boyfrnd with a very wierd look on his face... he froze momentarily and then the conversation continued as follows: bf- my boyfrnd, tc: the slim and trim ticketchecker..........
bf: oh f**k!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tc: wad is da date towday?
bf: oh f**k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tc: u r travalling with a outdated paas..... come with me inside!!!!!!!!1
bf: oh f**k!!!!!!!!!! (he cudnt think of anything else to say i geuss)
Now inside his cabin....
tc: u know da fine for travellin wit an expired paas?
bf: sorry sir main bhool gaya sir mera paas khatam ho gaya hai
tc: 300 de and i will lat u go
bf: mere pass nahi hai sir
tc: kidhar padhta hai?
bf: sir sies main hoon.. sybms
tc: bms matlab?
bf: sir business mngmnt ka padhai hai sir.. bahut stress hota hai.. iskeliye main pass bhool gaya sir.
tc: acchhaaa wokay wokay i will let u go.. chai pani toh de lekin..
bf hands him a ten ruppee note and tc lets him go
hehheheh i still cant stop laughin hahahahhahahhahahah
p.s: in da pic u can see me n mah bf.. in the train.. though it is not very evident

3 Comments:
cool hes a lucky guy.. maybe ur his lucky charm!! lolz
wat an escape...
actually in a crisis situation all guys can think off is
Oh fuck
oh fuck
oh fuck
best of luck in exams
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